Surfin Turnips

Formed around 1990 - not sure - did a few EPS and CDS as yer usual wanner be mainstream hardcore band. Began again a coupla years ago after our bass player Titch heard the cider pixie calling his name - he wandered up on thick moor and met the hermit sage Levi Alone who told him of the true path of the apple and the of the secrets of the ole dialects. Ever since the Turnip machine travels the land seeking recruits to follow the path of rightiousness - Raises yer glasses brothers and sisters against the forces of mediocracy - there still be a place where the old ways be proper maintained.